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tus amigos

bombaclat niger ying, happiz bazuday
-rex
happy birthday, thanks for ALL your help in the davidson project…
-gavin
應天瑋小朋友請到校務窗、你媽媽在等你
-lucien
happy 17 sorry for giving you ibs
-felix
thanks for the kindle thing buddy 👑
-fadlu
YOU ARE A MASSIVE LOSER
or... happy birthday!

winner winner chicken dinner + pathetic!
imagine losing our rigged perfectly fair game. embarrassing for you. im not really the best with messages (you know of my dreadful communication skills) but i hope this will suffice anyway. happy birthday! so i guess you can drive now but maybe dont. you could donate blood. you kinda unlock open world next year though so this is just a weird agethanks for being born i guess, you made the past 5 months of my life actually tolerable at times. you are definitely a human being, and sometimes even an adequate one. i hope you have a decent year, and that everything treats you kindly. life is shit and ib is shit but whenever you feel down ill be there. not to comfort you just to feel bad in tandem lolsorry for all the stupid shit i did. keep being my friend so i have to renew the domain next year. :-)

lead(II) oxide was actually the funniest thing ever im so sorry for your early death

i emailed a bunch of companies in stortford that might produce waste like this, and only one of them got back to me with a stupid email that gave no information. so idk where its from. thanks for showing it to me though

the shitty herty system that worked for a total of 1 week LOL

flikker ?!?!

remember when sparks like this were a novelty because we refused to cheat (inefficient)

الشياطين المسيحيون(malcolm x moment)

windows are neat and we are both cowards

idk what you expected to happen after a week, but this was after one day

math for caretakers that they never did :(

cocaine egg

you had to eat that mushroom huh (not pictured)

very artistic. eloquent, inventive, inspired etc. drop physics do art
i think thats all i have without uploading pictures of you to the internet or massively implicating you but maybe after mocks we can hang out more. i wish we met before ib bleh (i would have been expelled and failed my exams)
update we did get expelled

funniest shit ever

flamethrower
stop procrascinating mf work on your damn psychology!
wip:
-calendar that i lost motivation for bc i stopped forming long term memories in march
-masterlist of links
-psychology notes
-mail thingydo eventually:
-playlist
-2026 birthday if we are both alive
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14/3/25 changed the star link to here. bad message can be accessed from the rat, or you can just remember its /#lol |
damn i wish this guy replied to my discord messages so i could publish the new section |
update have to actually LEARN HTML to add a not shit verification |
come up with a research question (ee is due)
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11/9/24
very interesting medsoc session interrupted by very normal event14/10/24
i only remmeber this because of my bank statement but this is the day i brought in the small glowsticks and you cut the orange one. you were also trying to rotate an image on your phone and we talked about some rush albums. the part i very much remember is picking the big mushrooms and the aufbau principle, then after school i found the graveyard entrance15/10/24
i fuckign lost the graveyard opening but we made our own at lunchtime and started practicing for chem olympiad. some people at maths club talked about how we probably only talked about math so we instead talked about rush. anyway we explored the graveyard and found the nigel guy's 2 memorials, ate nigella seeds and we tried to look for the cat because i hadn't seen it yet. then loitered outside the sfc because this was epac day16/10/24
first drug deal (cinnabar). this was cow eye dissection day, also nice run autist day. gavin came along to the graveyard and failed to cut trees so he left to do davidson. uhh then we went back to sfc adn my banana exploded. also the cinnabar ziploc was broken so you died of mercury poisoning17/10/24
first day of turpentine i think !? this one i am not certain on. also marigolds and we both found the log seat things independently18/10/24
big glowstick fight. also i had a cover lesson before break so i made paper airplanes and we duelled. you tried to print the mushroom texture but obviously it did not turn out well. then after school we broke into the jesus shed for the first time and failed to open the other oneafter this was half term and i decided to actually put effort into a friendship for the first time in my life so i actually messaged! and i guess it worked because we planned a turpentine empire. i dont remember anythign else4/11/25
the mushroom disintegrated5/11/25
this i remember vividly because i was very awkward about sitting next to you in maths club but we just went on wikitionary and oeis then went to the rochester tree place and scythe and spark plugged6/11/25
so trump won the election and i gave you green rocks. then i think in medsoc we were doign somehting i dotn remember but thern i chased you with the wooden fence post and we looked for security cameras7/11/25
yeah awesome glass in exchange for more green rocks. also lego pieces and we ran around8/11/25
i gave you vics phone and you ran away, resonance in physics, we ate the roding leaves and mr hankin told us off for being in the rochester placeDEFINITELY SOMETHING HAPPENED IN BETWENE BUT IC ANT FUCKIGN REMEMBER UNTIL 12/11/25 we had time in chemistry to revise so we didnt and made fun of ethan for being a sodomite. you ate a fuckton of beans and we ate bay leaves and sat at the front in maths club and talked about yiddish and you kept regoogling dog whistles and im not sure why. this might also have been the tree balls dayjesus christ we did too much stuff
13/11/24
stupid paper ball thing in physics and blood pressure medsoc. also this was kinda weird because i found out that depending on who you asked i was either dating you or angel. i get around i guess. welcome to my harem
more recent12/3/25
round 2! also linguistics club with just rafael. after school trolled gavin, went to science and investigated the shed&orchard, then you vaulted the wall and i failed miserably like a loser. other interesting things. then charcoal and gunpowder. also vitamins13/3/25
played cards in sfc. you learned shithead and won at it and cheat14/3/25
832758237th cas project (physics olympiad!) unless you talked tomas out of it. cards and uhh epic fire pit molten kno3 cool purple flames. got a bit caught15/3/25
FIVE DAY SUSPENSION

maybe some day we will actually do this LOL

more stupid shit and some slightly less stupid shit (psychology)click the mail icon for reminders & the other tabs are self explanatory
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15/5/25 - section is live for psychology yeahhhh dont bother with the other buttons yet |

school stuff:
3.6.25 is ee draft
24.6.25 is psychology ia final
28.6.25 is maths ia draft
others:
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pass ib
WE MADE IT!
psychology
you are not failing psychology i will not allow it
you are much better than gavin you can get an 8
introduction
paragraph 1 is for theory– be very specific, specialised view
basically tl;dr schema theory then a focus on the impact of pre-activation, evidence of its existenceparagraph 2 is a description of the original study, just outline it; IV, participants, findings, condense it massively. also be specific to the IV we picked, dont talk about the other conditions or give too much detail. just “to test the effects of pre-activation of schema on memory”paragraph 3 is “the aim of …”, be very very clear and link it to the original study, specify relevance. relevance can either be in the real world (learning requires memory, IB winnem) or in psychology: how does knowing this get us closer to understanding the mind?then just: IV (describe image prior context and link it to appendix), explain why this is the IV; DV, give idea units “out of a maximum of 14” and marking criteria; research hypothesis (significantly more idea units recalled); null hypothesis (no significant difference between 2 conditions on quantity of information recalled)i dont know exactly how bad you are at psychology so ill just explain the rubric toothe aim of the investigation is stated and its relevance is explained → what are we doing? why are we doing it? how does the aim link to theory? the aim is to find out whether prior context enhances memory because teaching and learning, ib students yada yada and then talk about the theory specificallythe theory or model upon which the investigation is based is described and the link to the investigation is explained → summarise important points of original study, then talk about oursthe IV and DV are stated and operationalized in the null and research hypotheses → so stating is easy, be very clear with operationalising: accuracy of recall is stupid because its more like the quantity of information, hence the 14 units.
exploration
so heres the rubricthe research design is described & explained
the sampling technique is described & explained
characteristics of the participants are described & choice is explained
controlled variables are described & explained
the materials used or described & choice is explainedfor research design it was independent measures(what is this? all participants only participate in one condition) then explained why we picked it (fairly obvious it eliminates order and learning effects, they would remember the passage or image etc)sampling technique was opportunity/convenience sampling(what is this? non-probability sampling that takes participants who are just convenient, we picked students in our sixth form) and why did we do that (time constraints, more representative method outside of scope for ia)our participants had a 1:1 gender ratio so thats neat, all aged 15-18, for explaining choice you could just say well they can all speak english and can hear and are not blind. also link choice specifically to what we are doing: using young people specifically in a memory study = better memory also might be more relevant to students to improve memoryfor control variables & materials i didnt do this but jones suggested just bullet point the procedure, mention control variables & explain why theyre controlled (using 1 language limits ambiguity, recall is better if they understand; environment was largely devoid of stimulus and free of distractions, this means participant focus is relatively consistent; passage was the same, image given was the same; time permitted was 7 minutes so that it wouldnt be significant, less time might be stressful, no time pressure; time between hearing and recalling passage was very short so they wouldnt forget it immediately)explain all materials as well: signed consent form, well what is informed consent? why did we use it? give reasons for everything. describe briefing and debrief
analysis
i got basically no feedback on this because mine was fine so i assume yours will be too but heredescriptive and inferential statistics are appropriately and accurately appliedso you did the mann whitney (inferential). i feel like that will be without massive error. mention ordinal data meaning a T-test would be invalid, u value, critical value explained and put the source in the appendix. then descriptive statistics is just percentages and central tendency whatever this much you can probably dothe graph is correctly presented and addresses the hypothesisour graph is good but make sure the labels on the axis correlate to what you called the groups in your IV, maybe correct rectalled as well LOL.the statistical findings are interpreted with regard to the data and linked to the hypothesisstate findings very very clearly, h1 is accepted and h0 is rejected, how does the data confirm h1? context == better recall!!!
evaluation
so you just have to:-state findings in context of theory
(we found the same thing as the original study, is it because of the existence or the activation of schema?, discuss pre-context as schema and its effectiveness, potential applications, what is still unknown? schema theory has no biological evidence, isnt falsifiable or directly observable, what does this mean for our study etc)
findings! theory! background!-strengths and limitations, modifications
-do not mention sample size or mr jones will nuke youdesign--
GOOD: independent measures is good at eliminating learning/practice effects (so study is valid), obviously the alternative would have been catastrophic to the results
BAD: individual differences mean maybe we accidentally made all the smart people have context. alternative could be having a test beforehand and matching pairs of people depending on their score on thatsampling--
GOOD: consent yippee + could discuss literally anything, we had very varied people which could be to the merit of the sample but also everyone was westernised
BAD: non probabilistic so another might have been betterprocedure--
GOOD: standardised (even if it wasnt just lie), controlled
BAD: recording for voice since clarity and speed may have varied + 3 people were reading itand here is the rubric for 5-6marksthe findings of the investigation are discussed with reference to the background theory or modelstrengths and limitations of the design, sample or procedure are stated and explained and relevant to the investigationmodifications are explicitly linked to the limitations of the investigation and fully justified









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