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NIGEL DAY
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welcome!this website is for nigel. i cannot be held liable for any harm caused to any non nigels. enter at your own risknavigate using the buttons to the left and refresh if the music player doesnt work. also you have 10 viruses now im so sorry

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGEL ! ☆ 11.03.2025 ☆ HAPPY 17 !
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tus amigos

bombaclat niger ying, happiz bazuday
-rex

happy birthday, thanks for ALL your help in the davidson project…
-gavin

應天瑋小朋友請到校務窗、你媽媽在等你
-lucien

happy 17 sorry for giving you ibs
-felix

thanks for the kindle thing buddy 👑
-fadlu

happy 17th! one year closer to getting kicked out of the house
-zoey

happy birthday nigel. also get a new laptop you broke ass
-baldwin

Happy birthday Nigel!!🎉🎂P.S put your laptop in your bag😭🙏🏿 -toju

YOU ARE A MASSIVE LOSER

or... happy birthday!

winner winner chicken dinner + pathetic!

imagine losing our rigged perfectly fair game. embarrassing for you. im not really the best with messages (you know of my dreadful communication skills) but i hope this will suffice anyway. happy birthday! so i guess you can drive now but maybe dont. you could donate blood. you kinda unlock open world next year though so this is just a weird agethanks for being born i guess, you made the past 5 months of my life actually tolerable at times. you are definitely a human being, and sometimes even an adequate one. i hope you have a decent year, and that everything treats you kindly. life is shit and ib is shit but whenever you feel down ill be there. not to comfort you just to feel bad in tandem lolsorry for all the stupid shit i did. keep being my friend so i have to renew the domain next year. :-)

welcome if you found this! here are some things that will eventually be hidden behind buttons but are just wip rn. dark mode because 2am is prime productivity hour. images link back home

literally you

update log
14/3/25 changed the star link to here. message can be accessed from the rat, or you can just remember its /#lol
theres other updates but theyre secret for now. ill keep updating it after mocks im too stressed rn LOL

    for mocks

      18

      ill make a playlist for here eventually im just lazy and hate dropbox for reasons
      -obviously strange brew
      -friends by zep (for shed reasons not because its called friends)
      -maybe just cool songs we talked about (african night flight, big log???, rain song maybe)
      -half of rush discography
      (i think im going bald definitely, natural science is too long for a playlist, distant early warning ? of course tai shan)
      let me know if you think of anything

      need to eventually write an actually good message but that is very hard it will definitely be here by your 50th birthday if i dont procrascinate

      i wanted to do a calendar of adventures, ( you know of my penchant for remembering dates) but its hard to start 5-6 months late. watch this space i guess!

      very secret wip

      i thought it would be easier to communicate given a space to just articulate but actually there is no amount of time or planning that makes being Not Autistic easy. what do people even say to their friendsi mean you might know all of this anyway but meeting you was definitely a net positive. i hope that i can make you happy sometimes. when you liked the website i was elated. im not good at anything but i want to be able to do things for you. this is the first friendship i have cared enough about to invest time and effort to this extent. you have given me so much to look forward to & smile abouti wish that other people recognised your value but i guess thats to be expected. i dont think acceptance means all that much to you. still though even though i rationally know the reason i cant actually fathom why everyone else realises how lucky they are to know you. you are the best person ever. slightly racist and a bit weird but stilli seriously dont know how you put up with me, but thank you for sharing so much of your self & time. nothing so great will happen to me again. sorry that youre failing ib because of me.WHY THE FYCK IS THIS SO HARD i appreciate you so much dude youre the greatest for real for real on jah!!!!i am so sorry for ruining your life

      11/9/24
      very interesting medsoc session interrupted by very normal event      14/10/24
      i only remmeber this because of my bank statement but this is the day i brought in the small glowsticks and you cut the orange one. you were also trying to rotate an image on your phone and we talked about some rush albums. the part i very much remember is picking the big mushrooms and the aufbau principle, then after school i found the graveyard entrance      15/10/24
      i fuckign lost the graveyard opening but we made our own at lunchtime and started practicing for chem olympiad. some people at maths club talked about how we probably only talked about math so we instead talked about rush. anyway we explored the graveyard and found the nigel guy's 2 memorials, ate nigella seeds and we tried to look for the cat because i hadn't seen it yet. then loitered outside the sfc because this was epac day      16/10/24
      first drug deal (cinnabar). this was cow eye dissection day, also nice run autist day. gavin came along to the graveyard and failed to cut trees so he left to do davidson. uhh then we went back to sfc adn my banana exploded. also the cinnabar ziploc was broken so you died of mercury poisoning      17/10/24
      first day of turpentine i think !? this one i am not certain on. also marigolds and we both found the log seat things independently      18/10/24
      big glowstick fight. also i had a cover lesson before break so i made paper airplanes and we duelled. you tried to print the mushroom texture but obviously it did not turn out well. then after school we broke into the jesus shed for the first time and failed to open the other one      after this was half term and i decided to actually put effort into a friendship for the first time in my life so i actually messaged! and i guess it worked because we planned a turpentine empire. i dont remember anythign else4/11/25
      the mushroom disintegrated      5/11/25
      this i remember vividly because i was very awkward about sitting next to you in maths club but we just went on wikitionary and oeis then went to the rochester tree place and scythe and spark plugged      6/11/25
      so trump won the election and i gave you green rocks. then i think in medsoc we were doign somehting i dotn remember but thern i chased you with the wooden fence post and we looked for security cameras      7/11/25
      yeah awesome glass in exchange for more green rocks. also lego pieces and we ran around      8/11/25
      i gave you vics phone and you ran away, resonance in physics, we ate the roding leaves and mr hankin told us off for being in the rochester place      DEFINITELY SOMETHING HAPPENED IN BETWENE BUT IC ANT FUCKIGN REMEMBER UNTIL 12/11/25 we had time in chemistry to revise so we didnt and made fun of ethan for being a sodomite. you ate a fuckton of beans and we ate bay leaves and sat at the front in maths club and talked about yiddish and you kept regoogling dog whistles and im not sure why. this might also have been the tree balls dayjesus christ we did too much stuff

      13/11/24
      stupid paper ball thing in physics and blood pressure medsoc. also this was kinda weird because i found out that depending on who you asked i was either dating you or angel. i get around i guess. welcome to my harem

      red so i can distinguish what is more recent12/3/25
      round 2! also linguistics club with just rafael. after school trolled gavin, went to science and investigated the shed&orchard, then you vaulted the wall and i failed miserably like a loser. other interesting things. then charcoal and gunpowder. also vitamins      13/3/25
      played cards in sfc. you learned shithead and won at it and cheat      14/3/25
      832758237th cas project (physics olympiad!) unless you talked tomas out of it. cards and uhh epic fire pit molten kno3 cool purple flames. got a bit caught      15/3/25
      so as of today this is today as of today. so 5 day suspension gives me time to do the importnat things in life: (study for mocks...?) work on website

      maybe some day we will actually do this LOL

      i dont know how to be a good friend other than doign stupid shit like this

      hjjb
      hbb

      school stuff:
      3.6.25 is ee draft
      24.6.25 is psychology ia final
      28.6.25 is maths ia draft

      others:
      spotify search 25 in whatsapp, link shouldnt expire

      pass ib! you can do it! please you cannot let me beat you that would be abysmal we both need to be on the board. i think felix strain gets 7s in history bru you cannot lose to him in your group 3 i beg of you

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